deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

(Quelle: lewky)

(Quelle: joycemanorx)

(Quelle: itcuddles)

(Quelle: unclefather)

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

(Quelle: baradragon)

The human heart beats approximately 4,000 times per hour and each pulse, each throb, each palpitation is a trophy engraved with the words “you are still alive.” You are still alive. Act like it.
Rudy Francisco (via h-auptgewinn)

(Quelle: lillymcgavin)

geteiltezigaretten:

caloriq:

12 year olds are having sex and i can’t even order in mcdonalds without panicking

M E

idoonttcaare:

when people say weed is bad for you.

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(Quelle: coalgirls)

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.